Why did the lion cross the road? To get to the other pride
What did the wave say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved!
why DONT cananbals eat clowns
becase they taste funny!
hardy har har!
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was in crossy road!
KNOCK KNOCK whos there me me who your shunning me thanks a lot
what do you call a snowman vampire?a frostbite. :D
3 men jumped into the river. when they came out, their hair was not wet.
How is that possible?
A: they had no hair!!!!!!
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
nock nock whos there? yodle ee yodle ee who? i did not know you could yoddle
How do u make a milkshake?
Just Give It a good scare!
i dream of a world where chickens motive are not questioned
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
why did the the pirate boy not see the movie?
because it was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
knock knock whos there me me who me you know who I am!
What word becomes shorter when you make it longer?
There was a race between two people. The man didn't win the race or lose the race.
HOW DID HE DO IT?????
Answer: He didn't even compete in the race!!!!!
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